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ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Better Than Da Playboys
by Kristi (kristi9587@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

In the catering area following the BunnyMania match at WrestleMania 24, 
Santino Marella, wearing a gray long sleeved button shirt and black pants, is 
talking with Carlito, who's still dressed in his purple and white wrestling 
trunks, "See Carlito, I told Maria but did she listen to me.. Noooo she had 
to go pose for the Playboys and now she is a loser." Santino says,

Carlito looks at Santino with a raised eyebrow as he rubs his own arms that 
were banged up in the Money in the Bank match earlier in the night, "Carlito 
thinks Playboy is cool." Carlito says.

Santino looks at Carlito in shock, "Are you loony toony?! My Maria disgraced 
herself with the Playboys. all those little pimple poppers got to look at her 
boobies!" Santino says before shaking his head, "But tonight everyone saw the 
perfect Diva be better than the Playboys girls." Santino laughs as the 
reigning Women's Champion Beth Phoenix enters the catering area to catch his 
comments.

"Playboy is completely trashy!" The powerful and beautiful Glamazon, Beth 
Phoenix, says with a smirk as she places her hands onto her muscular, tanned 
waist while she slightly glares at Santino Marella and Carlito. Beth, dressed 
in her slightly revealing shiny red wrestling singlet, presses her lips 
together "So! I bet the crap out of that pathetic Maria just like you wanted"

Santino smirks, "I saw! And it's was so perfect... you are so much better in 
person than the Playboys..." Santino says. Carlito looks at Santino and just 
shakes his head a bit.

Beth Phoenix nods her blond haired head with a smirk and lightly tosses her 
blond hair back. "Yeah...and I think you have to pay up!" Beth says with a 
slight snap at Santino "Remember our little deal?"

"Of course I remember the deal... I am not the Miz-hoo-ahh... I am Santino 
Marella..." Santino says as he reaches into his pocket for his wallet. 

Carlito looks at Beth, "What was the deal?"

Beth Phoenix grits her teeth and shakes her head as appears furiously annoyed 
with Santino "Money!?" Beth snaps and slyly smirks "No that wasn't the deal!" 
Beth yells and wickedly raises an eyebrow as she glares at Santino "You 
aren't backing out of the deal, are you?!" Beth takes a powerful step forward 
"Remember I take out that little naked-posing bitch at Mania and I get to 
fuck you and..." Beth Phoenix pauses and glances at Carlito for a moment 
"...Your buddy here as rough and hard as I want..."

Carlito looks at Santino, "You made that deal? That's cool... but not 
cool..." Carlito says. 

Santino smirks and ignores Carlito, "I didn't forget the deal... I was just 
getting a condo..."Santino says as he opens his wallet to take out a condom,

Beth raises an eyebrow "Condo?" Beth laughs and licks her lips "Condom, 
Santino...it's a condom..." Beth replies as she glances over at Carlito and 
points at the Caribbean Superstar "You first!" Beth says as she grits her 
teeth together, locking her wicked and beautifully hungry eyes on her latest 
prey, Carlito.

The bruised and banged up Caribbean Superstar looks at Beth, "Sounds cool..." 
Carlito says as he lowers his wrestling trunks to free his eleven inch cock 
that's already hardening. Santino unbuttons his shirts before undoing his 
pants to lower them so that his ten inch cock is free. As Santino steps out 
of his pants and starts to fight with the condom packet to try and open it. 
Beth presses her firm lips together as she steps towards Carlito and drops 
down onto her knees in front of the Caribbean native. Beth locks her wicked, 
beautiful eyes with Carlito as she firmly places her hands around his 
hardening shaft and she begins to roughly jerk her hands against his shaft.

"Mmmmmm.... ahhhh..." Carlito grits his teeth as Beth as strokes his cock 
with bother of her hands. 

"Son of a witch!" Santino says as he starts to use his teeth to try and open 
the condom packet.

Beth smirks up at Carlito as she roughly strokes her hands against his shaft 
"Yeah! You like that, don't you!?" Beth says as she licks her firm, beautiful 
lips before she lowers her blond haired head and the powerful Glamazon easily 
takes Carlito's cock into her dominant mouth.

"Ohhhh yeah.... that's cool..." Carlito moans as Beth Phoenix starts to bob 
her head up and down on his stiff, thick cock. 

Santino throws the condom packet down on the floor and stamps on it, "Trojans 
suck!" Santino says in frustration. Beth Phoenix closes her eyes as she 
presses her firm, luscious lips around Carlito's rock hard Caribbean cock as 
she quickly and powerfully lifts and lowers her head on his cock.

"Mmmmm ahhhh yea..." Carlito moans as Beth Phoenix twists her head on his 
cock as she takes his stiff cock deep into her mouth.

"MMMMM! MMMMMM!" The fierce and beautiful Glamazon moans as she quickly 
and roughly twists her head on Carlito's cock, while she impressively lowers 
her head further down on his shaft and takes his cock deeper into her wicked, 
saliva dripping mouth.

"Ahhhh mmmmm fuck!" Carlito moans as Beth takes his cock all the way into her 
mouth as she roughly bobs her head on his shaft. Santino takes off his shirt 
and licks his lips as he watches The Glamazon suck the dick of his tag team 
partner.

Beth roughly jerks her head off of Carlito's cock and grits her teeth as she 
fiercely looks up at him. "How was that for you!?" Beth asks with a wickedly 
smirk as she places her hands back around his cock that drips with her saliva 
and she begins to smoothly and firmly guide her hands against his Caribbean 
shaft.

Carlito licks his lips, "That was cool..." Carlito says with a smirk as Beth 
moves her hands back and forth on his saliva covered cock. 

Santino smirks, "Hey what about me... the deal was with me..." Santino says.

Beth Phoenix grits her teeth and glances over her shoulder to look at Santino 
Marella "You want the Glamazon?" She asks with a smirk before she removes her 
hands from Carlito's shaft and starts to move towards Santino while on her 
knees.

"Oh yeah... I want the Glamazon!" Santino Marella says as he watches Beth 
Phoenix move towards him as Carlito steps behind her. Beth narrows her eyes 
and seductively glances up at Santino as she places her powerful hands onto 
his toned waist and leans her blond haired head forward as she opens her 
mouth and easily takes Santino's cock into her wickedly powerful and 
seductively smooth mouth.

"Ohhhh mmmm that's better than Maria..." Santino moans as Beth starts to suck 
his ten inch Italian cock. Carlito licks his lips as he kneels behind Beth 
and he pulls on Beth's wrestling singlet to start removing it from her 
powerful, glamorous body.

"MMMMMMMM! MMMMMM!" Beth Phoenix roughly moans as she swiftly and 
smoothly bobs her blond haired head of Santino's cock, wrapping her lips 
firmly around his shaft as she easily takes him deeper inch by inch.

"Ohhh yea... mmmm!" Santino Marella licks his lips as Beth presses her lips 
on his stiff cock. Carlito slightly tears Beth's wrestling singlet as he 
removes it from her body so that she's completely naked. The cool Caribbean 
Superstar then firmly pushes his cock into Beth's tight warm pussy.

"MMMMMMMMM!" Beth Phoenix moans and slightly tilts her head back to jerk on 
Santino's cock inside of her wet, powerful mouth while she begins to 
immediately push her beautiful, muscular body back against Carlito's cock.

"Ahhhh ohhh..." Carlito puts his hands on Beth's powerful hips as he pumps 
his cock in and out of her tight wet Glamazon pussy. Santino places his hands 
on Beth's blond haired head as he takes his cock all the way into her mouth 
as she smacks her tongue against shaft.

"MMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMMM!" Beth Phoenix groans around Santino Marella's cock as 
she powerfully twists her head on his shaft to grind her lips. Beth opens 
her eyes and glares up at Santino before she firmly pushes back against 
Carlito's cock to smack her toned ass against his waist.

"Mmmmm yes... you're so much better than Maria!" Santino moans as he looks 
down at Beth as she bobs her head on his cock. Carlito licks his lips as he 
increases the pace of his thrust as he fucks the Glamazon.

Beth Phoenix lifts her head off of Santino's cock and grits her teeth as she 
firmly places her hands onto the floor and roughly slams her toned ass 
against Carlito's cock to painfully match his thrusts "Ohhhh! Fuck the 
Glamazon!"

"Mmmm ahhhh... yeah... you're cool..." Carlito moans as he pulls Beth back 
towards him as he pounds her pussy from behind with quick hard thrusts.

Beth closes her eyes and tilts her head back as she firmly pounds her 
beautiful, muscular body back against Carlito's cock. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh fuck!" 
Beth moans as she feels his cock slamming deeper into her pussy.

Santino Marella licks his lips and he lays down on the floor, "This is the 
best deal ever in the WWE... better than me getting to screw Maria in front 
of the world..." Santino says. Carlito raises an eyebrow and pulls his cock 
out of Beth's pussy as Santino confuses him.

Beth raises an eyebrow as she looks at Santino "What the fuck are you talking 
about?" Beth asks as she moves over to Santino so that she can mount her 
powerful, beautiful body onto his rock hard cock.

"I distracted Maria so you can beat her in the match... ahhhh..." Santino 
moans as Beth rocks on his cock. Santino puts his hands on Beth's hips as he 
starts to thrust his cock up into Beth Phoenix's tight wet pussy. Beth grits 
her teeth as she places her hands onto Santino's toned waist as she 
impressively dominates his Italian cock by rocking back and forth at a rough 
pace.

Carlito shakes his head, "Santino.... you're odd..." Carlito says as he moves 
close behind Beth Phoenix so that he can push his eleven inch cock into 
Beth's tight asshole as she rocks on Santino's dick.

Beth glances over her shoulder and narrows her eyes as she looks at Carlito 
while she rocks back on Santino's cock in order to guide her muscular, 
beautiful body back against Carlito's cock as her body perfectly grinds 
between to the tag team partners "Ohhhh! Ahhhh fuck!"

"Ahhhh uhhhh mmmm!" Santino moans as he pumps his cock up into Beth's tight 
pussy as she rocks between himself and Carlito. Carlito reaches around the 
powerful Glamazon to grab her firm, large tits as he thrusts his cock in and 
out of Beth's tight asshole.

Beth slides her powerful hands against Santino Marella's toned chest as she 
rocks forward roughly on his cock while Carlito deeply smacks his cock into 
her ass. "Ohhhhh! Give me that dick!"

"Uhhhh awwww...." Carlito licks his lips as he squeezes Beth's tits as he 
pounds Beth's ass with his hard Caribbean cock. Santino licks his lips as he 
thrusts his cock as hard as he can up into Beth's cunt.

Beth tilts her head blond haired head back and grits her teeth as her 
powerful, beautiful body rocks back against Carlito's cock while her wet 
pussy grinds down on Santino's shaft "Ohhhh! Give me it all!"

"Ahhh mmmmm ohhhh!" Santino Marella licks his teeth as he starts to cum 
inside of Beth Phoenix's wet tight pussy as she grinds herself on his 
throbbing cock.

Beth raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks as she rocks back against Carlito's 
cock inside of her ass. "Ohhhh! I think we made a great deal after all..." 
Beth moans as she feels Santino's cum flooding her pussy.

"Mmmmm ahhh yea... mmm yea..." Carlito grunts as he continues to fuck Beth's 
ass as she pushes back against him. 

"I know how to make good deals..." Santino smirks as he finishes cumming in 
Beth's pussy.

Beth grits her teeth as she sharply slams down on Santino's weakening cock as 
her toned ass rapidly smacks back against Carlito's waist, feeling his cock 
fuck her ass deeply "Ohhhhh! Ohhhh fuck!"

"Ahhhh uhhh shit... mmmmm ahhhh!" Carlito moans as he shoves his cock deep 
into Beth Phoenix's asshole as he starts to cum.

Beth Phoenix smirks as she feels Carlito's cock explode with cum inside of 
her tight asshole "Ohhhh yeah..."

Santino smirks as Beth slams down on his softening cock one more time as 
Carlito cums in her ass, "Mmmm you're so much better than the Playboys..."

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