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fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't 
ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But 
regardless this is, this is FICTION! 
 
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Boring? I Don't Think So
by Kristi (kristi9587@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) 

In the showers of the men's locker room, Lance Storm and Val Venis are 
showering up following the November 17 2003 edition of RAW where Val defeated 
the flamboyant Rico. "Lance. I didn't think you had it in you to get up and 
close with Miss Jackie." Val says as he turns off the water for the faucet 
he's under. 

"I keep telling people I'm not boring. besides. her tits fell out of her 
top." Lance Storm says as he continues to shower before adding, "I just 
wanted to get a good look at them."

Val laughs, "And Stone Cold said you had no personality." Val says as he 
steps out of he shower area and grab a towel to dry off. Val walks to the 
main area of the locker room just as Miss Jackie barges into the locker room. 
"Hey." Val starts to say with a smirk.

The stunning and flamboyantly hot Miss Jackie, bites down on her bottom lip 
and blushes as she looks at the wet, muscular body of Val Venis 
"Umm...hey..." Miss Jackie says as she licks her pouty lips as she stands in 
the middle of the locker room "I just wanted to see if Lance was here..." 
Jackie says as the beautiful RAW Diva is dressed in a pair of tight fitting 
tye-dyed pants and a matching top.

Val licks his lips a bit, "Yeah he's here... actually he's in the shower 
still..." Val says with a smirk.

Miss Jackie slightly smirks and places her hands on her tanned, juicy hips 
"Really? Do you think he'd mind if I....went in there?"

Val chuckles a bit, "A party animal like Lance? He wouldn't mind at all..."

Jackie presses her pouty lips together and slowly nods her head "Good..." 
Miss Jackie says as she walks into the shower unit, instantly spotting the 
muscular and naked Lance Storm washing the soap off of his body. Jackie 
smirks as she casually approaches the unaware Lance Storm. Lance Storm is 
rinsing soap off of his body, and he closes his eyes before rinsing shampoo 
out of his hair. Lance turns around so that his back is towards the water and 
he tilts his he back, but he unknowingly ends up giving Miss Jackie a full 
view of his impressively thick twelve inch shaft.

"Wow...and I thought I felt something big..." Miss Jackie says to herself as 
she refers to happened earlier into the night where Lance Storm pressed his 
crotch against her juicy, tight ass. Jackie licks her lips as she hungrily 
stares at his semi-hard shaft. The free-spirited, flamboyant Diva kneels down 
in front of Lance Storm as his eyes are closed and she gently places her 
smooth hands around his cock.

"Huh? What?" Lance Storm says as he opens his eyes and looks down at Miss 
Jackie as she starts to stroke his cock, "Hey...." Lance moans a bit.

Miss Jackie presses her pouty, luscious lips together and smiles up at Lance 
Storm "Hey Lance..." Jackie says as she smoothly strokes her flamboyant, 
skilled hands against Lance's hardening shaft.

"What are you..." Lance starts to ask before he lets out another moan, "Mmmmm 
never mind..." Lance says with a smile as Jackie uses both of her hands to 
stroke his cock. Lance reaches behind himself to turn off the shower.

Jackie laughs as she moves her left hand up his shaft, while holding the base 
of his cock with her right hand "Mmm...I knew you were packing something big 
Lance...I felt it when you rubbed that big crotch of yours against my 
ass...":

Lance licks his lips, "Well I did... ahhh get real close to you..." Lance 
says as Jackie keeps moving her left hand back and forth along the length of 
his foot long cock.

Miss Jackie smiles and nods her head "Oh yes you did...and I liked it..." 
Jackie says with a cute wink before she lowers her head and gently slaps her 
wet tongue against the head of Lance Storm's cock.

"Ahhhh mmmm..." Lance Storm moans as Miss Jackie circles the head of his 
thick hard cock.

"Mmmmm...." Jackie softly moans as she brushes her soft, wet tongue around 
the thick head of Lance Storm's cock before she opens her flamboyantly hot, 
perfectly wet mouth and lowers her head to take his twelve inch cock into her 
mouth.

"Ahhhh mmmmm now this.... I like..." Lance moans as the flamboyant blond 
haired Diva begins to bob her head on his thick hard cock. Val Venis quietly 
steps back into the shower area with the towel still wrapped around his waist 
and he begins to watch as Lance Storm gets his dick sucked.

"Mmmmm...." Miss Jackie softly moans as she wraps her pouty, luscious lips 
around Lance Storm's cock as she eagerly and gently maneuvers her head on his 
shaft to sweetly suck on his shaft.

"Ohhhh ahhh yea..." Lance Storm closes his eyes and tilts his head back as 
Miss Jackie turns her head slightly as she slowly increases her pace as she 
sucks his cock. Val chuckles quietly as he takes his towel off from around 
his waist uncovering his own twelve inch shaft. Miss Jackie closes her eyes 
as she gently taps her wet tongue against the bottom side of Lance Storm's 
thick shaft while she starts to bob her head perfectly and a smooth and 
increasing pace.

"Ohhh mmmmm.... that's good..." Lance moans as he licks his lips as Jackie 
takes his cock deeper into her mouth. 

Val licks his lips and starts to walk over to Jackie and Lance, "Is this a 
private party?" Val asks slyly as he interrupts Jackie's concentration on 
sucking Lance's extremely thick cock.

Jackie smacks her pouty lips gently against Lance Storm's cock before she 
slowly lifts her head off of his cock and smiles over at Val Venis "Mmm...not 
at all..."

Lance opens his eyes and smirks, "Yeah... and I think that Miss Jackie here 
would want me inside of her sooner rather than later..." Lance says. 

Val smirks, "Damn Lance...you can read women's minds?" Val asks as Miss 
Jackie starts to push off her tye-dyed pants. Miss Jackie laughs as she 
pushes her tye-dyed pants down from her nicely rounded and firm, juicy tanned 
ass before Lance Storm kneels to help Jackie in removing her pants. Jackie 
licks her lips as she turns on her knees to face Val Venis and she places her 
hands onto his muscular waist before she leans her head forward and takes his 
cock into her wet mouth.

"Ahhhh uhhh..." Val moans as Miss Jackie begins to bob her head on his twelve 
inch cock. 

Lance licks his lips as he pulls off Jackie's tye-dyed pants and he gives her 
round firm and juicy ass a smack. "This is a real good time..." Lance says 
before he guides his cock into Miss Jackie's warm wet and tight pussy.

"Mmmmm!" Jackie moans around Val's shaft as she feels Lance Storm smoothly 
guide his cock into her tight pussy from behind. Miss Jackie closes her eyes 
as she starts to smoothly bob her head at a quicker pace on Val Venis's shaft 
while she starts to push her sexy, tanned body back against Lance's cock.

"Ahhh uhh... "Lance licks his lips as he holds onto Jackie's hips as he pumps 
his foot long cock in and out of her pussy. Val places his hands on Jackie's 
blond haired head as she quickly bobs her head on his cock.

"Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Jackie moans as she turns her head from side to side on Val's 
cock as her wet mouth lifts and lowers on his shaft as she eagerly bobs her 
head. Jackie slowly opens her eyes and looks up at Val Venis while her juicy, 
tanned ass smoothly smacks against Lance's toned waist.

"Ohhh yea... ahhhh..." Val Venis moans as he looks down at Miss Jackie as she 
bobs her head on his hard cock. Lance looks down at Jackie's round juicy ass 
as it his against his waist as he pounds her pussy from behind.

"Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Jackie moans as she twists her head on Val's cock as her 
pouty lips grind against his thick, rock hard shaft. "MMMMM!" Jackie moans as 
her wet saliva drips down his cock while she rocks back and forth between Val 
and Lance Storm, as he drives his cock deeply into her pussy from behind

"Ohhhh mmmmm!" Lance Storm grunts as he drives his extremely thick cock 
deeply into Miss Jackie's warm wet cunt. Val licks his lips as Jackie deep 
throats his cock before she starts to lift her head off of his shaft.

"Mmmm...Ohhhhh!" Miss Jackie moans she presses her lips together and narrows 
her eyes slightly as she rocks back and forth smoothly against Lance Storm's 
quickly thrusting shaft. Jackie licks her lips as her forehead smack cutely 
against Val's saliva dripping mouth.

"Uhhh shit... mmmmm..." Lance slows his thrusts down and pulls his cock out 
of Miss Jackie's wet pussy. 

"You want up?" Val asks Jackie just before he bends down to lift Jackie up 
from the floor of the shower area so that he can lower her pussy onto his 
hard cock.

"Mmmmm! Ohhh...sure..." Jackie moans with a laugh as she wraps her tanned 
legs around Val's muscular waist as she starts to bounce swiftly on his cock 
while he thrusts up into her pussy.

"Ahhhh mmmmm..." Val smirks as he pumps his cock into Jackie's pussy as she 
smoothly bounces on his cock. Lance stands up behind the flamboyant Diva and 
surprises her by quickly pushing his big fat cock into her tight asshole.

"Ohhhh! Wow Lance! You aren't boring!" Jackie moans and tilts her head back 
as she feels his cock entering her tight asshole, while she smoothly rocks 
forward on Val's cock.

"Of course not..." Lance replies with a grunt as he firmly drives his cock in 
and out of Jackie's tight asshole. Val Venis smirks as Miss Jackie lifts off 
her top to free her large juicy tits, which inspires Val to pump his cock 
herder into her pussy.

"Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh!" Miss Jackie moans as she smoothly bounces on both Val and 
Lance's hard cock inside of her pussy and ass. Jackie places her hands on 
Val's muscular chest as she rocks back and forth between the two partners.

"Ahhh uhh yeah... mmmm!" Val Venis grunts as he sharply drives his cock into 
Miss Jackie's wet pussy. Lance puts his hands underneath Jackie's smooth 
tanned legs as he thrusts his cock balls deep into her asshole.

"Ohhhh! Ohhhhh!" Jackie moans as her juicy, tanned and nicely toned body 
swiftly lowers on both cocks while her pussy grinds against Val's shaft 
"Ohhhh! Mmmmm!"

"Ohhhh ahhh yeah..." Lance licks his lips as he pounds Miss Jackie's ass with 
his fat, rock hard cock. 

"Uhhh mmmmm shit... ahhh!" Val Venis grunts as he begins to cum inside of 
Miss Jackie's tight cunt.

Jackie licks her lips as she rocks back against Lance Storm's cock inside of 
her tight asshole while she feels Val's cum flooding her wet pussy. "Ohhh... 
yeah..."

Val Venis licks his lips as he pulls his cum spent cock out of Jackie's 
pussy, "Mmmm this was not bad..." Val says as he starts to leave the shower 
area, "Don't bore her Lance..." Val adds before he returns to the main area 
of he locker room. 

"I won't..." Lance grunts as he lifts Jackie off of his cock and lowers her 
down to the ground. The muscular Canadian Superstar turns Jackie around and 
pushes her to lay on the ground. Lance then lifts Jackie's legs up onto his 
shoulders and rams his cock back into Miss Jackie's asshole.

"Ohhhhhh! Mmmmm!" Jackie moans and grits her teeth together as she rocks 
forward on the wet shower unit floor as Lance Storm starts to rapidly pump 
his cock into her tight asshole.

"Ahhhh uhhh mmmm!" Lance Storm moans as he pumps his cock firmly and sharply 
into Jackie's tight asshole. Lance's ball sack smacks against Jackie's smooth 
ass cheeks with each of his deep thrusts.

Jackie licks her pouty lips as she places her hands down on the wet floor of 
the shower unit while her juicy ass smacks against Lance Storm's muscular 
waist "Ohhhh! Mmmm...shit"

"Ahhhh... ohhh yeah... mmm!" Lance Storm licks his lips as he pumps his cock 
firmly into Jackie's asshole. As he fucks her, Lance lowers her head to 
lightly bite her harden right nipple.

"Mmmmm! Ohhhh yeah!" Jackie moans as she grinds her ass against Lance Storm's 
cock as he deeply pushes his shaft into her ass. Lance nibbles on Jackie's 
harden right nipple while he continues to slam his cock into her asshole. The 
hung Canadian Superstar then moves his head over to Jackie's left tit and 
flicks his tongue against her harden left nipple before be begins to cum 
inside of her tight juicy ass.

"Mmmm...ohhhh yes...ohhh Lance" Jackie moans as she gently grinds her ass 
forward against his throbbing shaft as he cums in her ass.

"Ahhhh ... mmmm..." Lance moans as he laps his tongue against Jackie's harden 
left nipple before lifting his head up while he keeps his cock inside of her 
asshole.

Miss Jackie smiles as she looks at Lance Storm "Now that wasn't boring..."

"Of course it wasn't..." Lance Storm smirks, "Because I'm not boring..."

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