READ THIS FIRST!!! We, Kristi and Dice, want you to know that this is fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But regardless this is, this is FICTION! Also, Kristi and I don't.... DON'T! DO NOT!!! write the following types of fiction stories: TNA Fiction, 1980s and early 90s WWF Fiction, 1980s to mid 1990s WCW Fiction, 1993 to 2000 ECW Fiction and also, we DON'T write out-right Lesbian stories! So please don't ask us to do these stories, it ain't gonna happen. All such requests will be ignored and deleted unread, plus we'll add you to our spam filters and never, EVER, even see another e-mail you may send us. Now... Kristi and Dice present: DX CumBack Tour 2006 Part 10: Canadian Comforts by Kristi (kristi9587@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) At a bar in Toronto, Ontario Canada, Triple H and Shawn Michaels are talking at one of the tables. Triple H, dressed in jeans, a jacket and a black shirt, laughs as he takes a sip of his beer, "So Shawn. you think you need like security or something." "Hey. that only goes for Montreal." Shawn replies with an annoyed look as he's dressed in jeans and a long sleeved HBK t-shirt. "Yeah sure. you're like public enemy number one up here." Triple H laughs. "Which is partly your fault." Shawn says, "But still Canadians do have a way of being stuck in the past," Shawn laughs and his comment gets the attention of a couple sitting at the next table. Both turn to look at Shawn Michaels and Triple H sees who one of them are. "Uh Shawn." Triple H starts to say as Shawn Michaels continues talking. "Seriously. they still think Rush is a good band. have haircuts from the 1980s." Shawn says before someone coughs behind him to get his attention. Shawn turns around in his chair to first see WWE Champion John Cena, dressed in jeans and his latest t-shirt, but Cena is pointing towards who's he's sitting with and when Shawn turns further he cringes. "Oh shit." Triple H starts laughing, "Damn Shawn. she looks pissed." Trish Stratus, the newly crowned seven-time WWE Women's Champion during her retirement match against Lita, raises an eyebrow as she looks over at Triple H and Shawn Michaels "What were you saying about Canadians?" Trish asks with a slight laugh as she leans forward a bit against table, while dressed in a pair of tight fitting jeans and a perfectly fitting black sweater. "You're in trouble now..." John Cena laughs a bit as he leans back in his seat. "Yeah Shawn what were you saying about Canadians?" Triple H laughs. "I was just saying Canadians are stuck in the past...." Shawn Michaels says, "Mostly because how they can't get over something from like ten years ago..." Shawn adds. Trish presses her lips together and slowly shakes her head, while she looks at Shawn Michaels at the table next to the one she and John Cena are at "You know I'm Canadian, right Shawn?" "Oh you are?" Shawn Michaels says with an innocent look on his face. Triple H chuckles, "Like she's going to buy that..." Triple H says as he talks to Cena. Trish laughs and nods her head "Yes...I am Shawn.." Trish Stratus locks her eyes with Shawn Michaels and smiles "And Shawn...I'm not like all Canadians...I don't resent you, I actually like you...I've been a fan since that one WrestleMania that you won the WWE Title...what was that like fifteen years ago?" "Eleven years ago..." Shawn Michaels says with a matter of fact tone. "Oooo Shawn you sound like Trish just pointed out your age..." Triple H laughs, "Although I got to know what are you doing with the kid Trish...." Triple H adds. "Hey I'm not that young..." The studdly WWE Champion John Cena says with a smirk. Trish Stratus shrugs her shoulders and smiles, glancing over at John Cena "We're just having a drink to celebrate my retirement, right John?" "Yeah that's right..." Cena nods his head and smiles. Shawn Michaels laughs, "Uh huh...I may be... more experienced... but I can see a drink is just your way of starting your celebration..." Shawn says. "Why Shawn... you're not implying that the WWE Champion and the Women's Champion are going to do something else are you?" Triple H says with a smirk. Trish raises an eyebrow and looks over at John Cena with a slightly confused look "What are they talking about?" Trish asks with a laugh. Cena shakes his head, "I have no clue.... " Cena laughs. Shawn and Triple H exchange looks, "They are kidding... right?" Triple H asks. "I don't know... maybe Trish is like the typical Canadian just wants to party with one person..." Shawn replies. Cena looks at Trish, "I think I figure out what they are saying..." Trish laughs a bit as she leans over towards Cena "Do I even want to know?" Cena laughs a bit, "Well... depends on how big of a celebration you want for your last night..." Trish raises an eyebrow as she look at John Cena, and then over at Triple H and Shawn Michaels. Trish bites down on bottom before she slightly shrugs her shoulders. * * * A few hours later in the penthouse hotel suite that John Cena is staying at, Cena, Triple H, Shawn Michaels and Trish Stratus are having some more drinks. Triple H smirks as Trish finishes off her drink before he does, "Damn... Canadians sure know how to finish something quickly..." Triple H laughs. Trish laughs and lightly tosses her blond hair back, while looking at Triple H "Hey...I know how to have a good time" "We can see that..." Cena says with a laugh as Shawn Michaels stands up and purposely trips so that he falls perfectly next to Trish Stratus. "Whoa... getting weak in the legs Shawn?" Triple H asks with a laugh. "Nope... just wanted to get closer to Trish to see if she really knows how to have a good time" Shawn replies. Trish smirks a bit as she looks at Shawn Michaels, next time her. "A good time?" Trish seductively bites down on her bottom lip "Just what do you consider a good time?" Shawn licks his lips, "Let's see... oh I know... when a pretty Diva with blond hair does two of my favorite words in the English language..." Shawn says before he performs a slight crotch chop as he says, "Suck it." Trish Stratus presses her sensual lips together and smirks as she locks her eyes with Shawn Michaels "Ok..." Trish says softly, shocking not only John Cena and Triple H, but Shawn as well. Trish moves a bit closer and places her left hand against the crotch of Shawn's jeans while she starts to unzip them with her right hand. "Damn...." Triple H smirks as he takes a sip of his drink to finish it off as Cena nods his head in agreement. Shawn Michaels smirks as he watches Trish unzip his jeans before unbuttoning them to let out Shawn's hardening eleven inch cock. Trish smiles as she holds onto the shaft of Shawn Michaels and begins to gently stroke her hand against his cock. Trish lowers her blond haired head and gently slides her wet tongue against the head of Shawn's hardening cock. "Ohhhhh.... mmmmm...." Shawn Michaels moans as he leans his head back as Trish slides her hands up and down on his cock as she circles her tongue around the head of his shaft. John Cena gets up to make sure the door is locked before he takes off his shirt to reveal his muscular tanned body, "Looks like the party is really getting started..." Cena says while Triple H smirks while taking off his own shirt. "Mmmm..." Trish softly moans as she gently taps her soft, wet tongue against the head of Shawn's cock before she opens her hot and Stratusfying mouth, lowering her head, to take Shawn's cock. Trish wraps her lips gently around Shawn's eleven inch cock and begins to smoothly bob her head. "Ohhhh damn.... wow...." Shawn Michaels moans, "Fuck... I took four years off and waited till NOW to get some Stratusfaction? That ain't right..." Shawn laughs as Trish sucks his cock. "That's your own fault Shawn..." Triple H laughs as he starts to take off his jeans, freeing his own twelve inch dick before he steps over towards Trish and Shawn. "Mmmmm...mmmm...mmmm" Trish gently moans as she smoothly lifts and lowers her head on the cock of Shawn Michaels. Trish's soft lips rub against his shaft as she lowers her head further down his cock. Trish raises her left hand and places her hand around the thick cock of Triple H and begins to stroke The Game's hard cock. "Ohhh yeah... mmmm...." Triple H moans as Trish moves her left hand along the length of his twelve inch cock. Shawn Michaels kicks off his pants and takes off his shirt so that he's completely naked. John Cena undoes his jeans and lowers them to let out his thick fourteen inch cock and Shawn quickly notices, "Damn... milk did him good..." Shawn laughs and moans as Trish swirls her tongue around his dick. "Mmmmm..." Trish moans as she closes her eyes and gently twists her blond haired head on Shawn's cock while she takes his cock deeper into her incredibly hot mouth. Trish laps her wet tongue around Shawn's shaft while she smoothly strokes Triple H's massive cock, moving her hand briskly against his shaft. John Cena walks over to join DX and Trish as Trish sucks Shawn's cock while jerking off Triple H. Triple H smirks, "Hey Trish... stop jacking... and start sucking..." Triple H says as he performs a crotch chop right when Trish lifts her head up to the tip of Shawn's dick. Trish smiles as she turns to face Triple H and cutely smiles up at him "Hey Hunter..." Trish says with a laugh as she holds onto his twelve inch cock, taking him into her hot mouth. "Mmmmm hey...." Triple H moans as Trish takes half of his rock hard cock into her Stratusfying mouth with ease. The Game puts his hands on his waist as Trish starts to bob her head on his dick as John Cena stands next to him. "Hmmm... this is my hotel room..." Cena says. Shawn Michaels laughs as he gets up, "That's right... Trish don't forget that the 'Champ' is here..." Shawn says. Trish laughs cutely around Triple H's cock as she wraps her left hand around John Cena's cock and begins to quickly stroke his fourteen inch cock, while eagerly sucking on Triple H's cock. "Mmmmm..." Trish moans as her blond haired head moves quickly on his shaft. "Uhhhh ohhhh yeah...." John Cena moans as Trish pumps her left hand back and forth along the length of his huge cock. Triple H licks his lips and leans his head back as Trish takes his twelve inch dick deeper into her mouth, while Shawn keeps himself busy by getting behind Trish to start removing her tight fitting jeans. "Mmmmm! Mmmmmm" Trish moans as she starts to bob her head at a quicker pace on Triple H's cock, while gently slapping her wet tongue against his shaft. Trish lightly twists her head on his cock as she continues to stroke John Cena's cock with her left hand. "Mmmmm.... ahhh damn she really loves to suck it..." Triple H moans as Trish keeps sucking his cock until she lifts her head off of his cock. Shawn Michaels finishes pulling off Trish's jeans as well as her black thong so that she's stripped from the waist down. "Wonder if she loves to fuck it..." Shawn smirks as he proceeds to push is eleven inch cock into Trish's tight pussy. "Mmmm...ohhh shit..." Trish Stratus moans as she moves to lay on her side on the couch, while Shawn Michaels thrusts his cock in and out of her warm, wet pussy. Trish bites down on her bottom lip as she reaches forward and places her right hand around Cena's cock and pulls him to her hot, wet mouth. "Uhhhhh mmmmm yeah..." Shawn moans as he thrusts his cock in and out of Trish's warm wet pussy from behind at an ease pace. "Ohhh ahhh..." John Cena places his hands on Trish's blond haired head as she starts to bob her head up and down on his fourteen inch cock. "Mmmmm...mmmm" Trish moans happily as she lifts her beautiful eyes and locks them with Cena as she eagerly moves her head along his impressive fourteen inch cock. Trish gently pushes back against Shawn's cock as he thrusts his shaft into her pussy. "Ahhhh uhhh shit..." Shawn grunts as he starts to increase the pace of his thrusts as he drives his cock deeper into Trish's pussy. John Cena licks his lips and closes his eyes as Trish takes up to ten inches of his dick into her mouth. "Mmmmm...ohhh...mm" Trish gently moans as she slobbers her saliva all over Cena's cock as she continues to bob her head at a quick pace, while easily taking his cock into her impressive mouth. Trish rocks back against Shawn's cock to presses her perfectly shaped ass back against his toned waist. Triple H sits down on the large couch of the penthouse suite, "Hey I'm starting to feel left out here..." Triple H says. Cena opens his eyes and laughs, "Ahhhh... I'm sure Trish is not going to let that be the case for long..." Cena moans as Trish lifts her head off of his fourteen inch cock while Shawn continues to fuck her. "Ohhhh...Hunter...you want some Stratusfaction?" Trish asks, gritting her teeth, as Shawn Michaels sharply thrusts his cock into Trish's warm pussy from behind. "Sure.... I would love some Stratusfaction..." Triple H smirks. Shawn Michaels licks his teeth as he tosses his sweat dampening hair back, "Ohhh yeah... mmmm she's very Stratusfying..." Shawn says as he pulls his eleven inch cock out of Trish's wet pussy. Trish smiles as she sits up onto her knees and tosses her blond hair back before she scoots over to the other side of the couch to meet Triple H. Trish licks her lips as she places her hands onto Triple H's muscular shoulders and straddles his lap to lower herself onto his massive twelve inch cock. "Mmmmmm yeah...." Triple H moans as he lifts up Trish's tight sweater to take it off of her gorgeous body as Trish starts to grind herself on his twelve inch cock. When Trish lifts her hands up Triple H finishes pulling off her sweater to toss it onto the floor. Trish locks her beautiful eyes with Triple H as she smoothly bounces on his shaft, while sliding her soft hands against his muscular chest "Ohhhh. ohhh yeah..." Trish moans as she rocks back and forth on his twelve inch cock. John Cena walks over behind Trish, "I'm not going to wait...' Cena says as he bends forward slightly to easily push his fourteen inch cock into Trish's tight asshole. "Mmmmm ohhh shit..." Triple H moans as he starts to thrust his cock upward into Trish's tight pussy as she rides his thick dick. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh shit..." Trish Stratus grits her teeth and closes her eyes as she feels Cena's cock entering her tight asshole to cause her to bounce quicker and sharper on Triple H's shaft "Ohhhh fuck..." Trish moans as she instantly rocks back against Cena's cock. "Ahhhh.... mmmm shit..." Cena moans as he pushes his fourteen inch cock deeply in and out of Trish's tight asshole at an increasing pace. Triple H licks his lips as he thrusts cock up into Trish's tight pussy. Shawn Michaels smirks as he steps up onto the couch, "So Trish... are you just going to leave the Showstopper hanging?" Shawn grins. Trish smiles up at Shawn Michaels "Mmm...no way..." Trish laughs as she smoothly rocks between Triple H and John Cena as they thrust their cocks in the beautiful Canadian Diva. Trish licks her lips as she opens her mouth and eagerly takes Shawn's cock into her wet mouth. "Ohhhh yeah...." Shawn moans as he leans against the wall behind the couch as Trish Stratus bobs her head on his eleven inch cock. Triple H puts his hands on Trish's tits as she rocks between himself and John Cena. Cena puts his hands on Trish's hips as he pumps his cock balls deep into Trish's asshole. "Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!" Trish Stratus moans against Shawn's cock as she presses her lips tightly around his shaft. She bobs her head at a quick pace, matching her movements as she rocks between Triple H and John Cena. Trish presses her lips around his shaft and twists her head while her perfectly shaped ass slams back against Cena's muscular waist. "Ahhh mmmmm damn..." John Cena moans as he drives his cock balls deep into Trish's juicy Canadian ass. "Ohhh damn.... she's that damn good... " Triple H grunts as he drives his cock upward into Trish's pussy. Shawn Michaels nods his head and licks his lips as he puts a hand on Trish's head. "Mmmmm!" Trish moans as she lifts her eyes and glances up at Shawn Michaels as her wet saliva drips down his shaft. "Mmmmm...ohhhh..." Trish moans as she impressively deep throats Shawn's cock. The beautiful Canadian Diva swiftly bounces on Triple H's cock while John Cena firmly thrusts his cock into her tight ass. "Ohhh yeah... mmmm shit... fuck...." Shawn Michaels moans as he starts to cum inside of Trish's warm soothing mouth as she continues to easily suck his dick while getting double fucked by Cena and Triple H. "Mmmmm..." Trish moans as she slowly lifts her head from Shawn's throbbing cock and begins to swallows his warm cum. "Ohhhh...yeah..." Trish moans as she rocks back against John Cena's cock while she sharply grinds on Triple H's cock. John Cena and Triple H increase the pace of their thrusts as they keep driving their cocks deep into Trish's hot body. "Ahhh ohhh yeah.... mmmm yeah...." Triple H grunts as he starts to shoot his cum into Trish's tight wet pussy. Cena continues to pound Trish's ass until he starts cumming in her tight juicy Canadian asshole. "Mmmm...ohhhhh shit...." Trish closes her eyes and tilts her head "Ohhhh fuck..." "Mmmmm.... fuck...." John Cena grunts as he starts to pull his cum spent cock out of Trish's ass. Shawn Michaels gets off the couch and goes to get himself another drink, "So you're really retiring?" Shawn asks Trish. Trish smiles and slowly nods her head "Yeah..." Trish replies before she lifts herself off of Triple H. Triple H smirks, "You better come back then... even if it's just for like five minutes." Trish laughs "Oh...there will always be some Stratusfaction..." -END-