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fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't 
ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But 
regardless this is, this is FICTION! 
 
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1990s WCW Fiction, 1993 to 2000 ECW Fiction and also, we DON'T write out-
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Now... Kristi and Dice present:



Hardy Expectations
by Kristi (kristi9587@hotmail.com)
and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com)

Backstage at WrestleMania 23 that is taking place in Detroit, Michigan, Jeff 
and Matt Hardy are leaving the trainers' room after getting checked out 
following their participation in the Money in the Bank ladder match. Jeff, 
dressed in baggy black pants and a black tank top, looks at his brother, 
"Matt. that's the last time I listen to you during a ladder match."

Matt, dressed in black baggy pants, shrugs his shoulders and laughs a bit, 
"Oh come on Jeff. you live for doing big spots like that."

"Yeah and because of it, we've missed most of Mania. if I missed the Divas 
match." Jeff says as the echoing voice of Lilian Garcia is heard announcing 
that Melina retained the Women's Title. "God damn it Matt!" Jeff says as he 
punches his brother's arm.

"Hey. hey no big deal. we'll just go to the locker room area and watch them 
all come back." Matt says as he rubs his arm.

"Sounds good." Jeff Hardy says before he and Matt head to the locker room 
area.

* * *

Ten minutes later, after watching Melina, Victoria, Jillian and several other 
of the gorgeous Divas enter their respective dressing rooms, Matt is rubbing 
his hands together, "Damn the Divas always dress smoking hot for 
WrestleMania."

"Yeah. I'm so glad I was here to see them. makes up for missing most of the 
show." Jeff replies as the two brothers stand right in front of the dressing 
room belonging to 
ECW's Extreme Expose.

"Mmmm...hey guys what's up?" The sultry and sexy Extreme Expose member and 
ECW Diva, Brooke, says as she presses her soft lips together while she looks 
ahead at the studdly Hardy Boys. Brooke, dressed in a stunning single piece 
dress at thigh length, places her hands on her smoothly rounded hips "Loved 
the ladder match...totally hot..." Brooke says with a smirk.

"Thanks..." Jeff says as he tilts his head slightly to look down at Brooke's 
smooth, perfectly tanned legs. " 

"We're just... admiring the Divas..." Matt says as he answers Brooke's 
question while also starting to check the sultry ECW Diva out.

Brooke raises an eyebrow slowly and licks her sensual lips "Mmm...sounds 
hot...so boys, how do I look?" Brooke asks as she proudly shows off her 
seductively clothed body.

"Hot..." Matt says. 

"Very hot..." Jeff adds. 

"Smoking hot..." Matt adds with a laugh. 

"Yeah... fucking hot..." Jeff says with a laugh as the two brothers playfully 
try to one-up each other while telling Brooke how she looks.

Brooke bites down on her bottom lip as she locks her beautiful, seductive 
eyes with Matt and Jeff Hardy "Mmmm...you know what is really hot?"

"Hmmm... I don't know... what's really hot?" Matt Hardy asks.

"You two..." Brooke says with a smile as she tosses her sultry brown hair 
back "Very hot..."

"Ohhhh..." Jeff Hardy laughs a bit, "Well... me and Matt have been known for 
getting pretty extreme with a single Diva every now and then..."

Brooke raises an eyebrow as she looks slyly at Jeff Hardy "Oh really...I'd 
love to find out..." Brooke says as she glances over at Matt, locking her 
seductive eyes with the older Hardy brother.

"Well I'm sure we can show you right now..." Matt says as he licks his lips.

Brooke presses her sultry lips together "Mmmm sounds way hot...but how about 
you show me some place that would be really hot"

Jeff looks over his shoulder and notices the name on the dressing room door, 
"Well... we wouldn't have far to go if you don't mind the thought of your 
friends walking in on ya getting extreme with the Hardys..." Jeff says.

Brooke licks her lips and smiles "Mmmm! That would be super hot!" Brooke says 
with excited as she steps over to the locker room door "I can't wait..."

"Neither can I..." Matt laughs a bit as he turns to open the door for Extreme 
Expose's locker room and he steps inside. Jeff soon follows as he walks 
behind Brooke as she steps into the room. Brooke raises an eyebrow as she 
turns around to face Jeff Hardy after he enters the locker room and the door 
closes behind him. Brooke places her hands on Jeff's waist and seductively 
lowers down onto her knees in front of him and starts to push down his baggy 
black jeans from his waist.

"Damn... she's eager..." Jeff Hardy licks his lips as Brooke pushes down his 
baggy black jeans as he takes off his black tank top. As Brooke lowers his 
jeans, Jeff's thick thirteen inch cock pops free as he steadily hardens.

Brooke lifts her head and looks up at Jeff Hardy with seductive and sultry 
eyes "Mmm...you're so hot..." Brooke says as she licks her lips and gently 
places her hands around Jeff's cock and begins to smoothly brush her hands 
against his hardening shaft.

"Mmmm... thanks..." Jeff Hardy licks his lips as Brooke moves both of her 
hands along the length of his cock. Matt Hardy smirks as he lowers his baggy 
jeans to free his twelve inch cock, and he then casually steps closer to 
Brooke so that she can see his dick.

Brooke smirks over at Matt Hardy "Mmmm...also hot..." Brooke laughs as she 
removes her left hand from Jeff's cock and places her hand on Matt's cock. 
The sultry and seductive Extreme Expose Dancer begins to smoothly stroke both 
of her skilled hands against the hard and thick shafts of Matt and Jeff 
Hardy. Brooke presses her lips together as she lowers her head and 
seductively slaps her wet tongue against the head of Jeff's cock, before 
dragging her tongue over to the head of Matt's cock.

"Mmmm fuck... speaking of hot..." Matt moans as he feels Brooke's tongue 
pressing against the head of his hard foot long cock. 

"Yeah.... I think Brooke likes two at once..." Jeff says as he tosses his 
rainbow colored hair back.

Brooke seductively looks up at Matt and Jeff Hardy "Mmmm definitely...two at 
once is so hot..." Brooke says before she opens her skilled mouth and takes 
the head of Matt's cock into her mouth. Brooke wraps her sensual lips around 
his shaft and begins to smoothly bob her head on Matt's cock, gently brushing 
her soft lips against his shaft as she sucks his cock.

"Ohhhh.... yeah... damn..." Matt moans as he closes his eyes and tilts his 
head back as Brooke bobs her head sensually on his twelve inch cock.

"Mmmmm...mmmm...mmmm" Brooke seductively moans around Matt Hardy's cock as 
she smoothly bobs her head at a quickening pace. Brooke's soft, wet tongue 
gently laps around Matt's cock as she slowly rocks forward on her knees to 
take Matt's cock deeper into her mouth as she quickly strokes her right hand 
against Jeff's cock, tightening her grip around his cock as she moves her 
hand up and down his shaft.

"Ahhh damn..." Jeff licks his lips as Brooke squeezes his cock with her right 
hand as she moves her hand up and down on his shaft. Matt tilts his head back 
and grits his teeth as he feels Brooke's soft, wet tongue against his cock as 
she steadily takes his cock inch by inch all the way into her mouth.

"Mmmmmm...." Brooke moans as she slowly lifts her head off of Matt's cock and 
gently slaps her soft wet tongue against the head of his cock. Brooke tosses 
her brown hair back as she turns on her knees to Jeff's cock "Mmmm...you boys 
are definitely hot..." Brooke says as she gently takes Jeff's cock into her 
sultry mouth.

"Mmmmm shit fucking ECW is lucky to have you..." Jeff moans as he places a 
hand on Brooke's head as teasing taking his cock halfway into her mouth. Matt 
steps behind Brooke and unzips her single piece dress in order to pull it off 
of her hot sultry body.

"Mmmmmm...mmmmm..." Brooke seductively moans as she gently twists her head on 
Jeff's cock as she places her hands onto his waist. Brooke smoothly bobs her 
head back and forth on his thirteen inch cock while Matt removes her sultry 
black dress to expose her beautifully tanned and irresistible body.

Matt licks his lips as he looks at Brooke's hot round ass after he removes 
her dress, "Fuck... I'm gonna fuck that ass now..." Matt says as he starts to 
push his twelve inch cock into Brooke's tight asshole.

"Mmmmm! Ohhhh yeah!" Brooke moans around Jeff's cock, her lips smacking his 
shaft, as Matt Hardy's shaft enters her tight asshole. Brooke gently pushes 
back against Matt's cock to lightly tap her sultry, rounded ass back against 
his toned waist as she starts to immediately rock forward on her knees to 
take Jeff's cock deeper into her wet mouth.

"Ahhhh... ohhh shit..." Jeff moans as he pushes Brooke's hair back as she 
bobs her head up and down on his fat thirteen inch cock. Matt holds onto 
Brooke's hips as he smoothly thrusts his cock in and out of her tight 
asshole.

"Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Brooke moans as she eagerly and quickly bobs her 
head on Jeff's cock, slobbering her wet saliva all over his shaft as she 
smoothly rocks back on her knees against Matt's firm thrusts into her hot 
ass. Brooke lifts her seductive eyes and locks them with Jeff as she lightly 
twists her head on his cock.

"Mmmm fuck what a hot tight ass!" Matt moans as he pumps his cock in and out 
of Brooke's asshole at a quickening pace as he pushes his cock deeper into 
her ass with each thrust. Jeff looks into Brooke's seductive eyes and licks 
his lips suggestively as Brooke twists her head from side to side on his huge 
dick.

"Mmmmm!" Brooke moans as she lowers her head taking Jeff's cock entirely into 
her sultry mouth. Brooke closes her eyes as she arches her smooth, tanned 
back to firmly push her ass back against Matt Hardy's twelve inch, deeply 
pounding cock.

"Ohhh yeah fuck I want to bang her twat..." Jeff moans as Brooke holds his 
thirteen inch cock deep within her mouth before she slowly lifts her head off 
of it. 

"Good... timing... I want some more head from this hot Diva..." Matt grins as 
he slams his cock sharply into Brooke's asshole one more time before he pulls 
his dick out of her ass.

Brooke licks her lips as she seductively looks at Jeff Hardy with a sly smirk 
"Mmmm you boys are so hot..." Brooke says as she glances over her shoulder 
while Matt Hardy walks out from behind her.

Jeff Hardy licks his lips as he lays down on the floor, "Boys? I think we out 
grew that..." Jeff laughs. 

"Yeah Brooke... we haven't been boys in a long time.." Matt says with a grin.

Brooke tosses her sultry brown hair back as she seductively scoots back on 
her knees before she straddles Jeff's body and gently sits down on his rock 
hard thirteen inch cock "Mmmmm...ohhh so what are you then?" Brooke asks, 
pressing her lips together, as she places her hands down onto Jeff's slightly 
hairy chest and begins to gently rock back and forth on his cock, riding the 
rainbow-haired Hardy brother.

"Mmmm a couple of hot fucking Superstars..." Jeff Hardy moans as he places 
his hands on Brooke's hips as she rocks back and forth on his thirteen inch 
cock. 

"Yeah..." Matt says as he stands next to Brooke while lightly stroking his 
twelve inch cock.

"Mmmm...that sounds hot enough for me..." Brooke says with a laugh as she 
gently rocks back and forth on Jeff's cock, using his hands on her sultry 
hips to guide herself on his shaft. Brooke leans her head forward and opens 
her hot mouth, taking Matt's twelve inch cock into her hot mouth. "Mmmmm!" 
Brooke moans as she smacks her lips against his shaft and starts to bob her 
head on his cock.

"Ahhhh ohhh yeah... fuck..." Matt moans as he places a hand on Brooke's head 
as she bobs her head lustfully on his twelve inch cock while she rides his 
brother. Jeff licks his lips as he lifts his hips to thrust his cock upward 
into Brooke's tight hot and wet pussy as she grinds herself on his dick.

"Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Brooke moans as she happily bobs her head on Matt's cock at a 
quick pace while she bounces on Jeff's cock quicker as well. Brooke twists 
and turns her head on Matt's cock, slobbering her saliva on his shaft, as she 
slams down on Jeff's cock.

"Uhhhh shit... ahhhh ohhh!" Jeff grunts as he drives his cock upward into 
Brooke's pussy as she happily bounces up and down on his cock. Matt grits his 
teeth as he starts to feel his cock throbbing within Brooke's saliva dripping 
mouth as she sucks his dick.

"Mmmmm! Mmmmm...." Brooke moans as she slides her wet tongue against the 
bottom side of Matt Hardy's throbbing cock as she rocks back on Jeff's cock, 
smoothly grinding her pussy on his shaft.

"Ohhhh ahhh fuck... ohh shit!" Matt Hardy moans loudly as he starts to cum 
inside of Brooke's hot wet mouth, giving her a huge amount of cum to deal 
with as she keeps his dick with in her mouth.

"Mmmmm!" Brooke moans around Matt's cock as his cum fills her hot, sultry 
mouth. Brooke slowly lifts her head from Matt's cock and tilts back to 
swallows him cum. "Mmmmm! Ohhh fuck that's so hot!" Brooke moans as she 
continues to quickly ride Jeff Hardy's cock, smacking down on his shaft each 
time he thrusts up into her pussy.

"Ahhhh mmmm shit.... fuck yeah!" Jeff moans as he pistons his cock upward 
into Brooke's wet pussy as she slams her hot sultry body down on his thirteen 
inch cock as she rides him on the locker room floor.

"Mmmm...ohhh ohhhh yeah!" Brooke moans as she presses her lips together while 
she smoothly moves her hands against Jeff's toned and slightly hairy chest as 
she bounces and rocks swiftly on his thirteen inch cock. "Mmmm...you are so 
hot!"

"Ahhh... mmmm shit.. yeah!" Jeff moans as he starts to cum, shooting his warm 
thick load deep into Brooke's hot wet pussy as she bounces on his throbbing 
fat cock.

Brooke licks her luscious, sensual lips as she rock forward on Jeff's 
throbbing cock "Mmmm...ohhh yeah!" Brooke moans as sweat lightly drips down 
on her forehead.

"Mmmm shit.... this totally makes up for being in the trainers room for most 
of the pay-per-view..." Jeff moans as Brooke rocks on his cum shooting cock. 

"Yeah... fuck I hope I get into next year's Money in the Bank match...." Matt 
laughs.

Brooke smiles at Matt Hardy as she gently rocks on Jeff's softening, cum 
spent cock "Mmmm you know, you boys are so hot..."

"Hey we're not boys..." Matt starts to say as Brooke cuts him off.

Hey..." Brooke says with a sly smirk "You're what I say...and that's a couple 
of hot boys..."

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