READ THIS FIRST!!! We, Kristi and Dice, want you to know that this is fiction. Once more, fiction. It ain't true, didn't happen and probably won't ever happen (if it does, you can just say that we are that damn good). But regardless this is, this is FICTION! Also, Kristi and I don't.... DON'T! DO NOT!!! write the following types of fiction stories: TNA Fiction, 1980s and early 90s WWF Fiction, 1980s to mid 1990s WCW Fiction, 1993 to 2000 ECW Fiction and also, we DON'T write out- right Lesbian stories! So please don't ask us to do these stories, it ain't gonna happen. All such requests will be ignored and deleted unread, plus we'll add you to our spam filters and never, EVER, even see another e-mail you may send us. Now... Kristi and Dice present: Keeping The Champ Happy by Kristi (kristi9587@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) "SON OF A BITCH!" The reigning WWE Champion Brock Lesnar overturns the desk of SmackDown General Manager Paul Heyman with ease due to the result of a special Royal Rumble that was held on SmackDown to determine a number one contender to Brock's title at the upcoming No Way Out 2004 pay-per-view, which was won by Eddie Guerrero one night ago. Brock, who's dressed in jeans and a 'Here Comes The Pain' t-shirt, glares a Heyman, "Eddie Guerrero?! I got to fucking defend MY title against Eddie FUCKING Guerrero?!" Paul Heyman swallows a bit, "Now listen Brock, I had no idea that Eddie would actually win the Royal Rumble. there was no way to know he'd make it back in time." Heyman says, "Besides you can defeat Eddie easily" "I KNOW I can beat him!" Brock yells, "I DON'T want to face someone like HIM. I'm the BIG thing in the WWE." Heyman nods his head, "I totally agree with you Brock. but don't worry I'll fix this. but just calm down.." "Don't tell me to CALM DOWN!" Brock snaps as he picks ups a chair and throws it against a wall. "Sweet Jesus!" Heyman says as he steps to the door, "Brock. don't worry I'll fix this." Heyman says as he opens the door and quickly gets out of his own office. Heyman uses his tie to wipe some sweat from his face. "He really needs to get his head on straight." Heyman says as he leans against the hallway as his assistant Dawn Marie comes walking down the hallway with a cup of coffee Heyman ordered her to get for him. The sultry and sly assistant of Paul Heyman, Dawn Marie, presses her lips together as she hands Heyman the cup of coffee "Here you go Mr. Heyman..." Dawn says with a sly smirk before she lightly tosses her soft, smooth brown hair back while she stands in the hallway with the SmackDown General Manager, dressed in a short light blue skirt and a slightly revealing, stunning light blue top. Heyman looks at Dawn Marie for a moment and smirks, "Dawn... you once said to me you would do anything as my assistant.... right?" Heyman asks as he hears the sound of something being thrown around in his office by Brock. Dawn Marie raises an eyebrow and then slowly nods her head "Yes. Of course...." "Good..." Heyman smirks as he tosses the cup of coffee Dawn gave him in the trash, "Because I need you to make the WWE Champion Brock Lesnar.... happy..." Heyman says as a huge crash is heard coming from his office. Dawn Marie's sly and beautiful eyes widened after hearing the loud crashing coming from inside Paul Heyman's office. Dawn swallows a bit and points to the closed office door "Is he in there? Brock?" Paul Heyman nods his head, "Yes he is.... and considering how much of SmackDown's resources I have invested in him... I need him to be happy... and you're going to make him happy..." Paul Heyman says. Dawn Marie laughs a bit and shakes her head "No...no...I don't think so" Paul Heyman glares at Dawn Marie, "I DO think so.... you said you would do ANYTHING... and this applies.... and need I remind you of who got you into the WWE in the first place..." Heyman says, "Now get in there and do your job." Dawn sighs and nods her head "Fine...you're right...you have done a lot for me and my career." Dawn presses her lips together and places her left hand onto the door knob before she turns the door "I'll do it..." Dawn says as she opens the office down and enters. "Ahhh!" Brock Lesnar yells as he launches a large potted plant across the room and the pot shatters upon hitting the wall. The enraged WWE Champion grunts and grits his teeth as he looks to take out his anger on something else. Dawn quietly closes the door behind her and slowly steps deeper into the office, approaching the enraged WWE Champion. "Ummm Brock? Brock?" Dawn Marie says softly as she raises her hands to place them on his powerful, muscular arms. It takes Brock a few moments to look at Dawn Marie and he narrows his eyes, "What do you want?" The highly-ticked off WWE Champion snaps. Dawn bites down on her bottom lip as she lowers her head and slowly stokes her sly hands against his muscular, powerful arms "Brock..." Dawn pauses and slyly laughs "Brock...you know...with all that anger you have...maybe you should be releasing that anger other ways than destroy Paul Heyman's office..." Brock raises an eyebrow, "Really? Well maybe I should take my anger out on you?" Brock says as he grits his teeth as Dawn moves her hands up and down against his powerful muscular arms. Dawn presses her soft, luscious lips together and slowly nods her head "You know Brock...that's funny..." Dawn says in a soft, seductive voice as she turns to stand directly in front of Brock Lesnar as she guides her hands from his powerful arms to his impressively built muscular shirt covered chest "...Because I was thinking the same exact thing..." Brock Lesnar grits his teeth, "Then you know what I would fucking want then..." Brock says as he raises his powerful hands up before he suddenly and easily rips off Dawn's light blue top. Dawn Marie nods her head and smirks "Of course I would." Dawn replies as her large and tanned tits, bounce free from her light blue top after Brock Lesnar easily removes her top. Dawn licks her lips as she immediately lowers herself down onto her knees and she starts to unbutton his jeans. The huge muscular WWE Champion pulls off his t-shirt, revealing his powerful upper body as Dawn Marie undoes his jeans and pulls them down to free Brock's thick eleven inch cock. Dawn Marie tosses her dark brown hair back as she pulls his jeans down his muscular and powerful legs before she gently wraps her hands around the hardening, incredibly thick cock. "Now Brock...do whatever you want..." Dawn says slyly as she lowers her head and starts to wonderfully traces her wet tongue around the head of his cock. "I always do what I want!" Brock snaps as he grabs the back of Dawn's head before he roughly forces his fat hard cock into Dawn's mouth causing her to instantly let go of his shaft. "MMMMMMMM!" Dawn Marie moans with delight around Brock Lesnar's thick cock as the WWE Champion forces his thick cock deeply into her wet and wickedly warm mouth. Dawn wraps her pouty, luscious lips tightly around his shaft as she starts to steadily bob her head as his cock pumps into her wicked mouth. "Ahhh uhhh!" Brock moans as he grabs two handfuls of Dawn's head as he forces her to bob her head faster along the length of his cock as he thrusts his cock in and out of her wickedly wet mouth. "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" Dawn moans as her head eagerly and rapidly bobs along Brock Lesnar's impressive cock as her wet saliva drips nicely along his shaft. Dawn locks her sly eyes with the WWE Champion as she twists her head on his shaft as Brock jerks his cock deeply into her mouth. "Mmmmm ahhhh!" Brock Lesnar grunts as he pumps his cock deeply into Dawn's sly, wicked mouth. The thick head of Lesnar fat cock smacks against the back of Dawn's throat as he fucks her mouth. "MMMMM! OHHHH!" Dawn moans as she slobbers all over Brock Lesnar's cock with her wet saliva as it sticks to his shaft. Dawn twists her head on his shaft firmly, grazing her luscious lips on his cock while she feels the head of his cock roughly smacking against the back of her wicked mouth. Brock suddenly jerks his thick eleven inch cock out of Dawn's mouth, causing saliva to spill out of her mouth. The extremely aggressive WWE Champion then pulls Dawn Marie up to her feet and tears off her short light blue skirt from her waist. Dawn narrows her eyes seductively as the powerful Brock Lesnar jerks Dawn around and bends her over the turned over desk of Paul Heyman. Dawn glances over her shoulder as Brock Lesnar powerfully drives his thick cock into her tight, wet pussy. "Uhhhhh!" Brock grunts as he grabs Dawn's hips as he starts to pump his fat hard cock in and out of Dawn Marie's tight wet cunt. Brock pulls Dawn back towards him so that her round juicy ass smacks against his thick powerful waist. Dawn Marie grits her teeth as she is roughly pulled back causing her sultry, tanned ass to jerk against the muscular waist of Brock Lesnar "Ohhhh! Ohhhh yeah! Slam that fucking dick into me!" Dawn moans as Brock aggressively and deeply thrusts his cock into her pussy from behind. "Mmmmmm ahhhh! Awww!" Brock Lesnar grits his teeth as he quickly and roughly rams his cock deep into Dawn Marie's pussy as he fucks her over the turned over desk of SmackDown's General Manager Paul Heyman. "Ohhhh! Ohhh Brock! Ohhhh fuck!" Dawn Marie moans as her incredibly hot, tanned body is roughly jerked back by the powerful WWE Champion while Brock continues to deeply slam his cock into her pussy, causing her to jolt forward against the turned over desk of Paul Heyman. "Uhhhh ahhhh mmmm!" Brock grunts and moans as he roughly pounds Dawn Marie's pussy as he pulls her back towards him with each of his thrusts. The reigning WWE Champion then pulls his dick out of Dawn's pussy and spins her around so that she's facing him. Brock then hoists Dawn up and impales her cunt with his extremely thick cock. "Ohhhhhh! Fuck Brock! Release that anger babe!" Dawn Marie moans as she wraps her legs around the muscular waist of Brock Lesnar while her body bounces quickly on the extremely thick and deeply ramming cock of Brock Lesnar. Brock grits his teeth as he lifts Dawn up and down on his thick and rock hard cock as he pumps it deeply into her. Brock narrows his eyes as Dawn presses her smoking hot body against his as she bounces on his cock. Dawn grits her teeth as she roughly rocks back and forth on Brock Lesnar's thick cock as she deeply slams his cock into her moist, warm pussy "Ohhhh Brock!" Dawn moans as her lightly sweat dripping body roughly slams down on his entire cock after Lesnar jerks her down on his impressive shaft. "Ahhhh... mmmmm ahhh!" Brock grunts as he starts to sweat as he roughly slams his cock into Dawn's cunt as she bounces on his cock. Brock looks out of the corner of his eye at the couch of Paul Heyman's office and he easily steps over to it while continuing to fuck Dawn Marie. Dawn Marie tosses her head back and closes her eyes as she continues to quickly and roughly move back and forth on Brock Lesnar's cock before the powerful WWE Champion manages to toss Dawn onto the couch, keeping his cock inside of her pussy, while he aggressively fucks her cunt. "Uhhhh ahhhh mmmm!" Brock grunts as he remains standing and he holds onto Dawn's hips to keep her lower body raised into the air as pounds her pussy with his fat hard cock. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Brock!' Dawn moans loudly as her sweat dripping, incredibly gorgeous body roughly collides with the intense thrusting shaft of Brock Lesnar "Ohhhh! Give me all that anger Brock!" Brock grinds his teeth together as he rams his eleven inch balls deep into Dawn's body as their sweaty bodies smack against one another's. "Mmmm...ohhhh Brock!" Dawn Marie moans loudly as she begins to cum on his aggressive, thick and roughly thrusting shaft. "Ahhh... mmmmmm ahhhh..." Brock grunts as he starts to cum inside of Dawn Marie's dripping wet cunt as he continues to pound her pussy. Dawn Marie licks her lips as she arches her sweat covered and nicely tanned body while she gently pushes her soaking wet pussy back against Lesnar's throbbing cock, while his cum explodes inside of her pussy. "Mmmmm ahhh..." Brock moans as he finishes cumming inside of Dawn's wet pussy as he keeps his cock deep inside of her. Dawn Marie licks her lips as she slyly looks at Brock Lesnar "So Champ...are you feeling better?" Brock Lesnar narrows his eyes and smirks, "A bit... but as long as Eddie Guerrero is my challenger for No Way Out... I'm going to be taking all of my aggression out on you." Dawn Marie raises an eyebrow and smirks "So...will you be needing me later tonight?" "Yes... and right now...." Brock says as he grits his teeth. -END-