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Kristi and Dice present: The Sensational Straightedge by Kristi (kristi9587@hotmail.com) and Frederick "Dice" Casden (diceandkristifiles@yahoo.com) Following his match on the April 25, 2008 edition of SmackDown, the Straightedge Superstar CM Punk, wearing yellow wrestling trunks, is leaning against a wall as Lena Yada gets the signal from the cameraman to begin the WWE Mobile exclusive interview. The extremely sexy Asian Sensation and ECW Interviewer, Lena Yada, presses her sultry lips together as she stands next to CM Punk while holding a microphone. "I'm Lena Yada and welcome to a WWE Mobile Exclusive with the 2008 Money in the Bank winner, CM Punk, who tonight on SmackDown suffered a loss to the Rated R Superstar Edge..." Lena Yada, dressed in a short black skirt and a nicely fitting black top, begins to say as she turns towards CM Punk and starts to ask her question before CM Punk interrupts the beautiful Asian Diva. "Yeah I suffered a loss because I am a Straightedge guy and didn't want to win by count out..." Punk says as he looks at the camera. "Edge you know I can beat you, I know I can beat you... and if you happen to beat the Undertaker by some fluke this Sunday at Backlash... I just might cash in my money in the bank contract on you sooner rather than later." Lena Yada raises an eyebrow and slightly licks her lips "That's interesting...because Edge was a previous Money in the Bank winner, in fact he's won the briefcase twice before..." Punk smirks, "Yeah... and the second time he took advantage of a loud mouth who was injured..." Punk says, "And also, unlike Edge, I'm not going to have to wait for someone to be bloodied and worn out to beat them for a Championship." Lena smiles "You sound very confident..." Lena says as she casually glances down at the nicely formed bulge of CM Punk's yellow wrestling trunks. "I am very confident... because I'm simply money in the bank..." Punk says as he notices Lena glancing down at his yellow wrestling trunks. Lena blushes a bit as she sees that CM Punk caught her looking down at his crotch. Lena cutely laughs "Sorry...it just..." Lena Yada pauses and bites down on her bottom lip "Looks...so big." "Well... looks can be deceiving... but not in my case..." Punk says with a light laugh. Lena lightly sets down her microphone on an equipment case, as she forgets that fact that WWE Mobile is filming. "Can...I see?" Lena asks before lightly tosses her soft long black hair back "You know to...make sure..." "I don't see why not..." Punk says as Lena puts her hands on his waist to begin sliding down his yellow wrestling trunks. The Straightedge Superstar's long, thick and semi-hard fourteen inch cock slowly becomes visible the further down Lena lowers his trunks until it's completely freed. Lena licks her sensual lips and locks her sly eyes with CM Punk "I think I might need a closer look..." Lena says before she sinks down onto her knees in front of the Straightedge Superstar. Punk smirks, "Feel free..." Punk says as he spreads his feet apart to give himself a good base as Lena wraps her left hand around the base of his cock. Lena Yada slyly smirks as she smoothly moves her left hand against CM Punk's hardening Straightedge cock before she lowers her head and teasingly flicks her tongue against the large head of his cock. "Mmmmmm..." Punk moans a bit as Lena flick her soft wet Asian tongue against the tip of his cock. Lena Yada smiles up at CM Punk as she teasingly flicks her tongue against the large head of his cock, lightly coating her saliva on the head of his shaft. Lena opens her hot, sensual Asian mouth and lowers her head as she wraps her soft lips around his shaft, taking his cock into her mouth and begins to smoothly bob her head on his cock. "Ahhh... ohhh yeah...." CM Punk licks his lips slightly as Lena bobs her head back and fourth along the length of his huge dick. Punk reaches down and pushes some of Lena's smooth black hair back as she takes little over six inches of his cock into her mouth at any given moment. "Mmmmm...mmmm..." Lena Yada soothingly moans around CM Punk's cock as her sensual lips lightly rub back and forth against his shaft while she steadily bobs her head on his cock, sucking at a quicker pace. "Ohhhh.. mmmm.... damn..." Punk moans as Lena takes her left hand off of his cock and places it on Punk's waist as she sucks on his massive shaft. Lena gently moves her left hand against CM Punk's toned waist and up against his toned stomach as she starts to bob her head at a quicker pace, while lapping her wet tongue around his thick shaft. "Ohhh yeah.... suck that cock..." Punk moans as he again pushes back Lena's hair as she takes his cock further into her mouth. Punk leans his head back against the wall but quickly looks back down to watch Lena Yada work on his shaft. "Mmmmm...mmmm" Lena moans around CM Punk's cock as she gently twists her head on his impressive cock, grinding her sensual lips against his shaft. Lena skillfully takes his cock deeper into her hot, wet mouth as she seductively rakes her fingernails against his toned stomach as she smoothly moves her left hand against his stomach. "Uhhh shit... mmmm fuck..." CM Punk moans and licks his teeth as Lena manages to get ten inches of Punk's fourteen inch cock into her mouth as her saliva drips all over his shaft. Lena closes her eyes as she slowly lifts her head off of CM Punk's cock as her wet saliva drips down his shaft "Mmmm...that was too good..." "How about we make it better?" Punk says as he leans down to take hold of Lena's nicely fitting black top so he can lift it upward. Lena raises an eyebrow and slyly smirks up at CM Punk as he removes her black top to reveal her nicely sized, incredibly firm tits. "Mmm...sounds great for me!" Punk smirks a bit as he then helps Lena up to her feet so that he can push down her skirt from her gorgeous hips. Lena presses her sensual lips together as she steps out of her short black skirt as the skirt drops down her beautiful smooth legs to remove her sensually hot shaven pussy. Punk glances down at Lena's pussy and licks his lips, "Looks pretty sensational..." Punk says as he puts both of his hands on Lena's hips and lifts her up off the ground. The Straightedge Superstar then lowers Lena's hot tight pussy down on to his fourteen inch cock as soon as she wraps her arms around his neck. "Ohhhhh yeah...fucking hot!" Lena Yada moans as she wraps her smooth legs around his toned waist and starts to gently bounces on his cock as he thrusts up into her wet pussy. "Mmmmm.... shit..." Punk moans as he moves his hands so that they are underneath Lena's ass as he thrusts his cock upward into her tight Asian cunt as she bounces up and down on it. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhh yeah! Ohhhh fuck Punk! Fuck that pussy!" Lena Yada moans as she rocks back and forth on CM Punk's cock as he deeply thrusts his shaft up into her Asian pussy. "Ahhh... ohhh yeah... like that?" Punk asks with a bit of a grunt as he sharply rams his cock up into Lena's pussy as he leans against the wall for extra support. "Ohhhh yeah! Ohhh it's sensational!" Lena moans with a laugh as she swiftly slams down on CM Punk's shaft while rocking forward against his deeply thrusting cock. Lena presses her tits against CM Punk's toned chest as she continues to bounce on his cock. "Mmmm ahhh yeah... let's see... how sensational you can be now... "Punk says as he drives his cock up into Lena's pussy one last time before he stops to lift her off of his huge fourteen inch cock. "Mmmm ahhh yeah... let's see... how sensational you can be now... "Punk says as he drives his cock up into Lena's pussy one last time before he stops to lift her off of his huge fourteen inch cock. The Straightedge Superstar then lowers himself down to the floor of the backstage area. Lena Yada bites down on her bottom lip as she lowers herself onto the floor as well, to join CM Punk before she gently mounts her sensationally hot and seductive Asian body onto his cock. "Mmmm...ohhhh" Lena moans as she places her hands down onto his toned chest and begins to smoothly rock back and forth on his Straightedge cock. "Mmmmm.... ahhhh..." Punk moans as he raises his hands to place them on Lena Yada's tits as she rocks back and forth on his huge cock. Punk licks his lips and bends his legs a bit so he can begin to push his cock upward into Lena's cunt once again. Lena Yada grits her teeth as she begins to swiftly bounces on his fourteen inch shaft, taking him deeper into her pussy as he thrusts up into her warm cunt every time she lowers her petite Asian body. "Ohhhh yeah.. mmmm yeah..." Punk moans as he feels up Lena's tits as she bounces up and down on his cock as if it was a pogostick while he sharply pistons it into her. "Ohhhh! Ohhhhh!" Lena moans as she rocks back on CM Punk's cock and she begins to cum on his shaft. "Mmmmm... ahhhh.... are you done already?" Punk moans as he continues to thrust his cock into Lena's pussy. Lena licks her lips as she tilts her head back "Ohhh yeah...it was way too much for me..." The Asian Sensation moans as her wet pussy grinds against his shaft. "Mmmm... I think you can take just a little more..." Punk says as he gently pulls Lena off of his cock so that he can sit on his knees. Lena Yada presses her lips together and raises an eyebrow "Oh you think so?" "Oh yeah..." Punk nods his head as he turns Lena around and eases her onto all fours. The sweating Straightedge Superstar then proceeds to gently push his thick fourteen inch cock into Lena's tight asshole. "Ohhhhh....MMMMM..." Lena seductively groans as she rocks forward on her knees as she feels CM Punk's impressive cock thrusting into her tight Asian ass. Lena hangs her head down as she begins to gently push back against his cock. "Mmmmm... ahhh..." Punk moans as he begins to smoothly thrust his cock in and out of Lena's ass. Punk puts his hands on Lena's hips to gently push and pull her back and forth as he slowly increases the pace and force of his thrusts. "Mmmm...ohhhh! Ohhhh yeah!" Lena moans happily as CM Punk's waist smacks against her seductively rounded ass as he pushes his cock deeper into her asshole. "Mmmmm... ahhh yeah..." Punk moans as he manages to shove his entire fourteen inch cock balls deep into Lena's tight Asian ass. Punk moves his hands further around Lena to have her sit up on her knees as he slams his cock firmly into her asshole. "Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh!" Lena moans loudly and grits her teeth as she feels CM Punk's cock deeply ramming into her tight asshole as her seductive ass smacks against his toned waist. "Ahhhh... mmmm!" Punk grits his teeth as he pounds Lena's ass with hard, sharp and quick thrusts. Punk's balls smack against Lena's round ass cheeks and the Straightedge Superstar can feel his cock starting to throb within Lena's asshole. Lena glances over her shoulder and smirks back at CM Punk as she seductively grinds her ass back against his throbbing cock as his balls smack against her thighs "Ohhhhh yesss..." Lena moans. "Uhhh... ahhh awww.... mmmm fuck!" Punk groans as he pulls Lena firmly back against him as he starts to cum deep inside of the ass of ECW's Asian Sensation. With sweat dripping down her body, Lena licks her lips and arches her body a bit as she feels his cum flooding her ass. "Mmmm... ahhh....yeah..." Punk moans as he thrusts his cock slowly in and out of Lena's asshole until he's finished cumming. Lena slowly looks back and smiles at CM Punk before she notices the WWE Mobile Exclusive camera still aimed and filming. Lena bites down on her bottom lip and laughs "Uh...oh..." "What uh oh?" Punk asks as he doesn't notice the WWE Mobile Exclusive camera still filming. Lena blushes a bit "Um...we're still on..." "Really?" Punk looks at the camera, "Oh... guess we are..." Punk says as he shrugs his shoulders, "Guess people will see just how great WWE Mobile is..." -END-